phlynn:

not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you left them.

Andrew Bernard (via its-dangeroustogo-alone)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

thefunniestpost:

padonja:

I don’t ask for anything else



Hysterical!

laughingnancy:

anti-depressants? how about anti-school? that’ll work 100% better 

foxnewsofficial:

i need medical attention but more importantly just attention 

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

Aldous Huxley (via wolf-cub)

(Source: theunquotables)

tigerstar:

DO NOT TASTE SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT TASTE SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People don’t always want to be with people. It gets tiring.

Emma Donoghue, Room (via 13neighbors)